"Sharp-Dull"

Use this comment form to list oxymora (the plural of oxymoron!) which comes to mind:

For example:

Jumbo Shrimp

Military Intelligence

Congressional Ethics

Tell us about things you’ve seen which are somewhat ironic, somewhat contradictory, something which can only be described as “oxymoronic”.

Example: an overweight physical education teacher yelling at students that they need to appreciate a proper lifestyle in their adult life

or

a cigarette smoker who tells someone else that they use too much salt and it’s unhealthy.

What can YOU contribute?